everything after now
reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

no-more-ramen:

creep, radiohead

lol i’m absolutely terrible at ukulele

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

thelastangel111:

'The girl in mirror'

Surgeon boy

'Bunny Tea Party'

The girl with long hair

Cemetery Children

By ArtofMadameGrotesque

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

baby-make-it-hurt:

thispondistoosmall:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection.

Hahahaha fuck

spiritual-rebirth:

fucking love her 

spiritual-rebirth:

fucking love her 

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

poooofffffff