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The Signs As Beautiful Things They Remind Me Of:


Aries: A Dangerous Beauty, The beauty of lava running down a volcano. The way the clouds look as if they’re glowing red above the destructive volcano. You wish you could touch the lava but you know that if you did, well… there goes your hand.


Taurus: A Warm Beauty, The way the sun sets and the warm feelings it brings. Imagine sitting in a meadow with the one you love, watching that sunset and having no worries in the world. You’re comfortable and content here.


Gemini: An Electric Beauty, Like a storm and the way it lights up the world on dark, cloudy days. The rush of excitement and fear you feel during a storm because it is unpredictable. The electrifying feelings of loving someone for the first time.


Cancer: An Oceanic Beauty, The way blue waves crash onto the rocks and little splashes of water fly off into the air sparkling like stars. The beauty of the waves when they are both calm and chaotic. You can either float or drown in them, but you can escape them.


Leo: A Glowing Beauty, The way the morning sun shines through white curtains and gives the room a heaven-like glow during the beginning of Spring when everything starts blooming again. This is the calm before the storm.


Virgo: A Vintage Beauty, Timeless and iconic. Like the aesthetic of black and white movies from the 40’s-50’s. The sophisticated, innocent kind of beauty. The way old music sounds on a vintage record player during the middle of a summers day, when you have no worries.


Libra: An Ethereal Beauty, Like an angel that watches over you in a pink, cloudy sky. She knows all about you and you wish to reach her but you can’t. So you dream about her, that’s the only way you can ever be with her, in those pink clouds.


Scorpio: A Magnetic Beauty, The way haunted homes at early hours of the morning make you curious. You are afraid of them but you gravitate towards them. There’s something beautiful about darkness, and you know that inside of the haunted house , there lies secrets nobody knows of.


Sagittarius: A Wild Beauty, Like poisonous wildflowers swaying beautifully in the wind, you can admire from afar and watch them thrive in glory but you cannot touch them or consume them, they’ll kill you. You have no choice but to let them be.


Capricorn: A Secret Beauty, Like finding hidden parts of a forest, safe and quiet. The forest trees are like a protective shield, making sure that only people who really deserve it and care find its hidden, sacred beauty.


Aquarius: A Celestial Beauty, The way stars dangle in the evening sky. It’s not yet night but you can just see the stars twinkle and the sky appears a ghostly shade of indigo. It’s eerie, yet calm and romantic. You hope to see a shooting star.


Pisces: A Hypnotising Beauty, The way the moon holds your attention and you know its glowing aura is wrapped around you and keeping you there. The oceans waves sound through your ears and you stand there feeling as if you’re fully immersed into a dream.

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rockatransky:

on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous– and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while.

i’d just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i’d overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home.

this girl’s eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren’t reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i’m feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said “dinner, y’know?”

for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion,

the fucking crickets started chirping.

so i guess i’m never going back there ever again.

This is gold.

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visnot:

Never Alone (Kisima Inŋitchuŋa) | 2014

“With the story of Kunuuksaayuka, told by Robert Cleveland, it’s just a masterwork. It’s a well-known story among the Iñupiat people, and in our case of producing a video game that really reflects indigenous heritage, it captures the imagination, and it’s something that you have a very specific kind of task to do. There’s a blizzard, you know, and it’s just a nonstop blizzard that is overpowering the people. And there’s one man that wants to figure it out, and in our case of the story, it’s a girl that wants to find the source of that blizzard.

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